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Eyore in Debate of His Life

Don’t trust the pundits who see Kerry as “wise” and the “best debater.” Tonight Kerry was Eyore. In the gloom and doom, he so clearly sees, Eyore runs hard to be President of the Hundred Acre Country. It is evening in Iraq. We are losing. It is a mess. All is bad. And this always sounds true, because doom will always be portrayed by the modern sophisticate as clever. But Eyore can do nothing, plan nothing, he can only carp and criticize.No one wants to be led by Eyore, which is why Kerry, the smartest boy in his class will lose.

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