I’m sure I still talk in my sleep, but probably not as much as back in the day. During the time my wife took these notes, I was reading assigned theology all day every day, staying up late into the night, and hating to get out of bed. At any rate, there will be no further posts in this series!
Standing in line.
[what will you get with your money?]
[how’d you get hurt?]
[if you need stitches, why are you waiting at an ATM?]
[how do you do tablecloth dancing?]
I’m already on to something else.
Clint Eastwood and Jimmy Stewart are trying to kill each other.
Machine guns and switchblades.
People hand it out at weddings.
You rub it into your hands.
[do the men do it too?]
It’s very sensuous.
[does it smell good?]
Like dirty dishes.
[that would be sensuous? It sounds sick!]
What’s the difference?
[what are you doing with them?]
[who buys them?]
They put them on their heads.
[does it fool anyone?]
Translucent in honor.
Suspended in dignity.
I escaped from gag.
[what is gag?]
The slogan is “keep on gaggin’.”
AT. That’s all you get.
Nothing in it
I’m awake now so the alleyway is like a painting.
[what kind of painting?]
You know how if you see a movie and it has a painting in it?
That kind of painting.
I dreamed I was using kung fu to turn traffic against itself and get you to work.
I’m the other Moses so I’ve got to get a lot of it.
[who are you leading?]
Just me, mostly.
[can you live by corn alone?]
Apparently, ’cause I sure have a lot of it.
Finding faces on the moon
[are you on the moon?]
[what else are you finding?]
Just dog faces
[who’s with you?]
Just mission control.
They won’t wear their pins.
Too immature, I guess.
[they’re pretty little]
Well, they should know better.
[are they in trouble?]
Its floors are covered with mud.
It’s a skyscraper
The Hardy Boys or someone are there.
I don’t know them.
The politicians are sending out “Happy Trinity” cards.
[what do they think will happen?]
[what do the Trinity cards look like?]
You deal out a whole deck of cards in sets of three, laminate them, then you cut each set out in its little lamination bottle. That’s what the card is.
[who do you love the most?]
Out of who?
[all the people you know]
The tooth fairy.
Like your tooth: Molar.
The new one.
Michael Douglas is going to shoot Bill Clinton.
Bad policy, I guess.
The triumphal entry, actually.
The donkey’s covered with jewels.
[what are the children doing?]
Wondering whether or not they could pick off the jewels.
[what is Jesus doing?]
Trying to get comfortable on that jewel-covered saddle.
[so it’s a saddle that’s so fancy?]
No, it’s the whole donkey.
Even the legs are wrapped around with jewels.
[how did it happen?]
A rich man heard about Jesus and wanted to give him an appropriate donkey.
Pictures have greater depth.
You know that bald black guy?
Talk about a head you just shine off of.
It’s like it’s in the room with you.
I dreamed I had to host The Muppet Show.
[you got to host it?]
I HAD to.
I wasn’t ready.
I don’t know.
When the curtain went up, the alarm clock went off.
The show was sponsored by Em-N-Empties. They’re like M-and-Ms, but just the candy shell. Isn’t that a good idea?
I’m putting money on a different horse.
This one’s quote unquote emotionally immature.
[what are you dreaming about?]
‘Bout you walking around with a big wad of money at the racetrack right now.
Kinda like that cloud thing
With that magazine where you try to see what’s in the clouds.