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Dragon Attack!

Dragon Attack

St. George: Distract him, li’l Bullet Head!

Li’l Bullet Head: Booga booga! Booga booga! Looky here!

Dragon: Check out all of my majesty!

St. George: Ha! Smiting shall I smite thee, and smitten shalt thou be!

Dragon: rrrrRRRAWRrr!

Li’l Bullet Head: Your consummate Vs can’t save you now!

St. George: Where are all the dragons? I’m lookin’ around, and I don’t see any!

Dragon: RRRRRRRRRR

Li’l Bullet Head: Good one, St. G.!

St. George: Down he falls!

Dragon: *

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